Can we not just have freaking TELEPORTERS THAT DONT COST $15000 PLEASE MY GOD CAN I NOT JUST BE WITH YOU NOW BECAUSE I LOVE YOU A LOT AND ITS JUST NOT FAIR LIKE ITS 2014 WHY ARE TELEPORTERS NOT A THING LIKE WE VAN LOSTEN TO WHAT DOLPHINS ARE SAYING TO EACH OTHER BUT WE CANT BE WITH HE ONE WE LOVE LIKE COME ON WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY GOD DAMNIT
Although you may hang up every 20 minutes
And it may take an hour to get both cameras and sound to work
We may have to restart 5 times
And the camera quality may be crap
And the sound may jump and we have to piece together sentences
Without you so many relationships would not be possible.
Sincerely, LDR couples.
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend